Glory Boy Excuses
  • The set wasn't high enough.
  • The light was in my eyes.
  • I was buffing my finger nails.
  • My hair was out of place.
  • I was looking at my reflection in the window.
  • There was a double block.
  • The set was too close.
  • It was the setter's fault.
  • It was the blocker's fault.
  • It was the referee's fault.
  • It wasn't my fault.
  • The set was too far off.
  • My Ruby Slippers lost their grip.
  • Oh, that set was for me?
  • It wouldn't have been a kill; I couldn't ruin my image.
  • I didn't hear a call from back court.
  • I tripped over my Testosterone Count.
  • I was giving an autograph to a fan.
  • I was just getting my hair streaked, what do you think?
  • It was touched! You saw it, didn't you?